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女性笑话|Car Troubles

来源:www.shenmubaoding.com 2025-02-02

An blond1 was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented2 all over. She decided3 to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents4. Seeing that she was a blond, he winked5 at his partner, and told her it wouldn't cosplayt anything if she followed his instructions carefully.

She drove home and when her blond roommate came out of the house she found her friend sitting on the ground at the back of the car blowing really hard in the tail pipe.

What on earth are you doing she asked.

Her friend looking up with big smile and a black ring around her mouth said The man at the body shop told me that I could save a lot of money on repair work if I blew really hard into the tail pipe. he said that all the dents would pop out

Duhhh said her friend, but first you have to roll up all the windows!!!


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